What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called? CELLphies.
Some of childhood’s disappointments happen by pure mistake, hope she got a replacement fairy.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Not only does he hide them when already caught but he also takes his time to properly arrange the blanket. Oh childhood.