What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called? CELLphies.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Some of childhood’s disappointments happen by pure mistake, hope she got a replacement fairy.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Not only does he hide them when already caught but he also takes his time to properly arrange the blanket. Oh childhood.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
And as expected their reactions are not that positive.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.