What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called? CELLphies.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.