I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re Shellfish.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue, I just can’t seem to put it down.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won a ‘no-bell’ prize!