What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.
I hate jokes about German sausages. They’re the wurst.
Can February March? No, but April May.
You’d never let your young one go downhill on a bike so this dad found the solution. Simulating riding the bike down the slopes in…
“I’ll call you later.” Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.