They’re both truly deserving to be in the dad reflexes category for this catch.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler, I woke up exhausted.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.