What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Maybe the fairy flew back to the toy factory, that’s a great business plan.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts!
1927 was indeed quite a different time. Putting children inside a motorized monowheel is less likely to happen in 2019.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.