Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re Shellfish.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue, I just can’t seem to put it down.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won a ‘no-bell’ prize!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Who knew, children are more honest than adults!
Jackie being a cool guy like always on the set of the movie “Shaolin”.
They didn’t stop singing even after being told they’re filmed, it was that fun.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.