Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue, I just can’t seem to put it down.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won a ‘no-bell’ prize!
Jackie being a cool guy like always on the set of the movie “Shaolin”.
They didn’t stop singing even after being told they’re filmed, it was that fun.
